Could not resist this perfect magnet my sister sent.
As I type this, it's 4:50am, and I've just settled into the aforementioned couch in Queens...wondering how long we have to wait before breaking out the stereotypical scones and clotted cream.
Congratulations, cutecouple I've never met before!
So funny how the world has invested so much in the happy couple - it's like we're all reading from the same romance book! And truly, they're everywhere - I've been away for a while, so it was just yesterday that I saw the Congratulations William & Catherine! taxi-top ads from MSNBC with complete with flag and engagement picture.
Uh, ya'll know they're not our royal family, right? That we fought a whole war of Independence a few years ago to get away from 'em?
Eh, no matter.
Today, we are all royal.
Wait. We're not?