When sharks attack

Magnet #484 - Long Beach Island

Shhhhhhaaaaaarrrrrrk!!!!!

Hahaaaha - actually, a friend of mine gave this one to me - I've never actually been to Long Beach Island. Truth be told, I thought the magnet was actually from Long Island, until I took this picture, and had to look up where Long Beach Island was. (It's in Jersey.)

Have ya'll seen those super, super, super, silly, silly, silly Shark Attack movies? Where something's off about a shark (or two) off the coast of [insert country here], and [insert hot guy scientist here] has to find out what's going on and eliminate the threat - parts one, two and three. Three even has a Megalodon! Hahaa.

You might ask why I've ever bothered to watch. (You might actually ask why anyone bothered to make not one sequel, but two.) I never watched Shark Attack with Casper van Dien, even though he was hot. But I own Shark Attack 2, because it has Thorsten Kaye, the superduper hot guy from All My Children. And of course, I had to Netflix the third, Shark Attack 3: Megalodon, has superhot John Barrowman, who all but admitted that he did the movie for the money.

Hahahaa, it's truly amazing what I'll watch - and own - all for the love of a hot guy.

This magnet's kinda scary, though - lookatit's teeth! Grrrrr. Hmmm, I wonder if sharks actually growl.